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Random Chuck Norris Facts that'll really make you go WTH. lmao!.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.

Chuck Norris can dribble a football.

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero..

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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